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Post by 40oz on May 21, 2018 15:54:16 GMT -5
When I was in middle school there was this girl in one of my home ec classes. Her nickname was Jazz and she sat at my table. She had glossy beautiful straight brown hair and blue eyes and sometimes wore glasses. She was smokin hot, an amazing body and the cutest laugh. We would make jokes during class and talk about it out after the class was over when we walked down the hallway to our next class period. I'm pretty sure now she had a thing for me, but at the time I was too dumb to notice. I liked her a lot but I never made a move. I think I thought she was out of my league. She was probably wondering what she was doing wrong the whole semester.
Oh well.
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Post by Justince on May 21, 2018 17:10:41 GMT -5
I wanted to mention this a few times, but here goes: I had a really cool, good looking co-worker who was about my age made some pretty obvious advances at me, and I did nothing, since I always was against relationships at the workplace just as a matter of principle. It's usually a bad idea. I hadn't dated or really been into anyone since my marriage fell apart (too young, wrong reasons kind of story), so it felt nice to have someone be into me for once. She later reduced her working hours to only parttime, and one night after a few beers I tried texting her and saying 'hey..so if you're not doing anything..' but I guess she figured I wasn't into her and had moved on, I still feel really stupid about missing that one. :/
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Post by BattleKorbi on May 21, 2018 17:55:49 GMT -5
Felt sweet for this one girl... you can say it was middle school as well. For her and no one else afterward. I guess I just didn't have enough luck to be born as the last son of some very strict parents (who are pretty chill these days though), so I couldn't e x i s t outside of school and/or home, heh. I know an average middle schooler doesn't really have that much potential, time and resources to actually participate in the dating scene, but just going outside to goof off could have probably led to a deeper relationship than just school buddies. Which is a shame because I know she felt the same for me. Eh. Not much of a case of idiotism as much as it was having a tight leash around my neck. Which, all in all, could mean a good thing. Either way, yeah, nothing before, nothing after this gal. I don't care these days, I hope she is doing well. That would be all
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2018 21:31:17 GMT -5
I have no stories of missed opportunity or "ones that got away", I've never felt loved or for there to be signs of potential love.
Not to say I've never been into someone, but to say that I know they've never been into me.
It's strange, even if any advancement towards me was made I doubt I'd recognise it or know about it. I'm not even introverted, I just legitimately understand that nothing like this has happened to me.
I missed out on so much growing up, early romance and "romantic encounters" falls into that list.
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Post by TOS on May 22, 2018 1:56:28 GMT -5
I am horrible, I mean absolutely horrible at picking up on advances. I guess my self image is so shot from being fat my entire life that now that I am getting into shape and becoming more physically appealing, I can't even sense it because it's new to me. For me it's like, oh, she smiles at me a lot and always wants to talk...I must be friend zoned already. Hopefully I can get confident enough to not give a fuck if I get rejected or not if I go for it.
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Post by deathevokation on May 22, 2018 3:29:31 GMT -5
Way too many on my side... it hurts too much to think about it.. haha.
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Post by dn on May 22, 2018 4:00:48 GMT -5
doomerboard incel thread when?
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 4:11:02 GMT -5
I had to look up wtf an incel is, a sure sign I’m getting too old for this shit... It seems a few perpetrators in mass killings are getting labelled with this wonderful new terminology. Watch out self described “incels,” looks like you will soon be looked at as potential mass murderers.
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Post by 40oz on May 22, 2018 6:17:54 GMT -5
I find it hard to believe that involuntary celibacy is much of a real thing. Video games and tv distract me from my real feelings, the over saturation of rape and sexual harassment allegations make it feel super risky if I think I'm gonna fuck up, and porn is super accessible all the time.
You have to want it against all these setbacks. Its just easier to be lazy. Theres a lot of freaks and weirdos banging all the time in all parts of the world. I'm sure there were plenty missed opportunities that I still dont know about. Youve had them too.
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Post by BattleKorbi on May 22, 2018 10:01:17 GMT -5
Ew. Ew. Ew. Fuck incels (that is what they want after all).
ABSOLUTELY CHAOTIC PUN! +6000 PTS
I once wanted to make a thread here about them but decided not to because my salt levels rise just by thinking about them. So I am just going to spitfire some thoughts on them as cleanly as possible.
"That attitude ain't getting you anywhere." "That wasn't a fundamental, colossal issue in the first place, that is just you being lazy and making it one." "Friendzone doesn't exist. Take the chance, or accept the fact that people of different sexes can make friends. She isn't "keeping you there" like in a dungeon." "When texting, of course, 'No' means 'No'. Romantic movies have different definitions, but real life begs to differ." "There is life outside of bed, if you think sex defines your life purpose, and you ain't getting it, find a new definition." "Seriously, stop looking at porn, for Peter's greatest fuck's sake!" "If you will keep blaming people of your own mistakes, I will find the kindergarten from which you escaped from and yell at the poor lady for letting you ran away."
As you can see, I have a lot of salt for incels and "nice guys". If you don't understand why, lemme provide you an example: a newbie Doomer complains of the difficulty of the game. You ask him why, and he tells you it's so hecking hard he has to cheat at higher level difficulties. You try to reason with him, say to him to take it easy and go casual for a bit, train your aim and whatnot. And all he says is nope and buggers off. And then he wanders back, complaining about getting his ass kicked over and over whenever he tries not to cheat at Ultra-Violence. And the cycle repeats.
It's just guys getting salty because they jump in the dating game immediately and with a screwed-up perception on things that go, and expecting things to work like in the porn movies or to be the next "Chad" on the block or whatever... Gah. Kinda why I don't even bother looking at them these days. I cannot laugh like others, this is just sad.
(Now if you will excuse me I will try and get rid of the excess salt that just built up from writing this post. Anyone wanna buy some salt?)
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 10:12:43 GMT -5
Incel culture is dumb, I've never understood it, there's always a reason you are alone and 9/10 times it's you.
They need to learn to accept they are losers with no redeeming qualities, it's not that hard and if I can do it so can they.
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Post by TOS on May 22, 2018 13:04:11 GMT -5
I am really hoping that this obsession with abbreviations and portmanteau words comes to an end at some point. They are so fucking overused.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 16:11:05 GMT -5
Yeah labels are devious yo. "People" and "cunt" should be enough labelling anyone should ever need. Anything else shows the utter futility and poverty of the mind of the labeller.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 18:53:38 GMT -5
When I was in middle school there was this girl in one of my home ec classes. Her nickname was Jazz and she sat at my table. She had glossy beautiful straight brown hair and blue eyes and sometimes wore glasses. She was smokin hot, an amazing body and the cutest laugh. We would make jokes during class and talk about it out after the class was over when we walked down the hallway to our next class period. I'm pretty sure now she had a thing for me, but at the time I was too dumb to notice. I liked her a lot but I never made a move. I think I thought she was out of my league. She was probably wondering what she was doing wrong the whole semester. Oh well. I like dark hair with light eyes. I think very dark hair with bright green eyes is my favorite combination. I dated a girl in college that had a cute face, great body, and a big ass. I think she was my favorite girlfriend. We went out for 3 months, broke up, and then went out again for 7 months. As much as I liked her we clashed often. After we broke up a couple years later she had gotten pregnant, and ended up marrying the baby daddy.
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Post by GRUG on May 23, 2018 3:10:24 GMT -5
She had glossy beautiful straight brown hair and blue eyes and sometimes wore glasses. She was smokin hot, an amazing body and the cutest laugh. Women with brown (dark brown to be exact) and blue eyes with glasses are absolutely gorgeous. Though, I'm a huge sucker for redheads that look like this. I do also like women that have a similar phenotype to me (Southern Italian - Light/dark brown hair, fair skin, hazel/brown eyes). There was this one beautiful Italian girl from High School that I liked. I remember her name, Jen. I talked with her often during Physical Education class. She was a bit quiet and shy, but overall she was a very nice girl. I knew she was dating a guy (who was an acquaintance of mine) so I never attempted to ask her out. They broke up after graduation. A few years later, we bumped into each other at a train station in NJ. I sat with her on the train to NYC and talked for about an hour. After we arrived at Penn Station NYC, I asked for her number and if she would like to grab a cup of coffee sometime. She said no because she was seeing someone. I Was kind of bummed out for the rest of the day and I haven't heard from her since The feels man .... But at least I tried.
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Post by 40oz on May 23, 2018 7:12:47 GMT -5
Women with brown (dark brown to be exact) and blue eyes with glasses are absolutely gorgeous. Though, I'm a huge sucker for redheads that look like this. Oh god, you and me both! My next wife will definitely be a redhead. (not that im leaving my wife or anything but its fun to daydream)
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on May 23, 2018 11:26:39 GMT -5
Uh, can I share a SUCK-cess story too? So last year my parents sent me to a summer school abroad. Like one of those international summer camps for rich-ass kids from all over the world and stuff, ya know? This one girl went there with me, she was also the only other Serbian there. Uh, needless to say, she was literally too hot to describe. Like imagine the cutest and biggest blue eyes and the literally sweetest face and aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh why brain why Obviously I was literally too petrified to make a move... but also absolutely goddamn obsessed. Like, yo, I'd literally tremble after talking to her, in a "WHEW THAT WENT WELL I GUESS" way. I stalked her online for months later. Now I only do it occasionally. :] Looking back, if it wasn't for my unreasonable anxiety, I totally might've achieved something, I'm absolutely 1000% certain I would've had a chance if I had given myself one (and I didn't). I actually did have her phone number but was too anxious to hit her up... epicfail.jpg. She's way out of my league though, one of those popular-ass hyper-ass-social 12.0/10.0 girls that go to clubs and party and shit. I don't think I could, um, keep up. There were numerous other friendzone stories alongside this one... but I feel I'm getting closer each time. That's what matters, right??? I'm a huge sucker for redheads Redheads + blue eyes -- name a more iconic duo, I'm absolutely crazy for this kind of appearance. Shame I've never actually seen one of these IRL during the 17 years I've been consuming air. I'm starting to think they're some sort of utopian, unreachable delusion for the masses. Come to think of it, just seeing one of these would be high on my bucket list. I go to incels.me every now and then to just GIGGLE. Honestly I'd like a "Doomer Boards making fun of incels" thread. They're so hopeless and hateful that it's simply beyond ridiculous. I've been thinking of making a troll account there, but too old for that. Trolling should be left to the new generation. They need to learn to accept they are NOT losers FTFY!!
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Post by dn on May 23, 2018 11:39:43 GMT -5
I go to incels.me every now and then to just GIGGLE. Honestly I'd like a "Doomer Boards making fun of incels" thread. They're so hopeless and hateful that it's simply beyond ridiculous. I've been thinking of making a troll account there, but too old for that. Trolling should be left to the new generation. Wizards > Incels.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2018 12:31:57 GMT -5
Back in school I once got a love letter from a girl I really liked. The catch? It was on April 1st. So after a period of total confusion I just dismissed it. What do you think guys, did I miss a chance or was it a 100% prank? I'm sure she knew about my feelings as I've been (awkwardly) trying to get closer to her for a while.
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Post by BattleKorbi on May 23, 2018 12:44:22 GMT -5
Back in school I once got a love letter from a girl I really liked. The catch? It was on April 1st. So after a period of total confusion I just dismissed it. What do you think guys, did I miss a chance or was it a 100% prank? I'm sure she knew about my feelings as I've been (awkwardly) trying to get closer to her for a while. That was a "no shame in case of fail" strat coming from her. Think of it: Even if you took the business up to her, said "Im not interested" (guessing she thought it would happen), she would chuckle and say "Hah, April Fools!" and wouldn't get reprobated for "confessing" her feelings from her friends or family, like "Oooh, you liked memfis, I heard?" and since it was April 1st she would just be like "Not really, it was just a prank! Last april he pulled my chair as I was about to sit down so I guess this was a proper measure, hehehe". If you took the business to her and spoke your mind, then it would all be Rainbow Days from there on. Really clever. Reaaally clever.
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Post by GRUG on May 23, 2018 13:28:49 GMT -5
Oh god, you and me both! My next wife will definitely be a redhead. (not that im leaving my wife or anything but its fun to daydream) If you have a good woman that you genuinely love and she genuinely loves you too, then stay with her Redheads + blue eyes -- name a more iconic duo, I'm absolutely crazy for this kind of appearance. Shame I've never actually seen one of these IRL during the 17 years I've been consuming air. I'm starting to think they're some sort of utopian, unreachable delusion for the masses. Come to think of it, just seeing one of these would be high on my bucket list. Oh dude, they are very real. Maybe they are rare in your country, but in Northwest Europe (Britain and Ireland) you'll find them. I knew a redhead that looked just like the picture I posted. She was in a couple of my High School sophomore year classes. She was a little chunky (in a cute kind of way... not like land whale chunky), but still very beautiful. From pictures of her now, she lost a bit a weight and looks fantastic.
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Post by BIG DICK NIGGA on May 23, 2018 14:26:13 GMT -5
in Northeast Europe (Britain and Ireland) you'll find them I'm migrating
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Post by GRUG on May 23, 2018 16:29:23 GMT -5
in Northeast Europe (Britain and Ireland) you'll find them I'm migrating Northwest* sorry spelling error.
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